Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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