That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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