Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

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How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

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knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

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What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

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What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

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Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

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A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

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Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

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Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

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What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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