Whose your daddy? Not me

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

I hate Jews The Holocaust

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

jd and zach loves vigina

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

I am quite mature.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

Cheese

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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