- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What hurts like hell? HELL

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

you know whats not funny white boards.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

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