- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

Whose your daddy? Not me

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

why dont they make black forks

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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