Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

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An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

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A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

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why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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