Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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Caramel Boing.

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who is really lanky? james cornish

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What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

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how man

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A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

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Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

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Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

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WHAT THE BABIES?!

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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