- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

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