- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

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