"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

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Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

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Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

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What fires shots? A gun

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Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

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what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

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Your momma's so old she might die soon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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