- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Justin Bieber.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

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