A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

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Men

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''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

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If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

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Committing Suicide #YOLO

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What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

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A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

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what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

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A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

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Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

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What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

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A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

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A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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