One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

I am quite mature.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

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