A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

Parents were talking about a particular whore house and tries to keep it secret to their son. Father: Bob and I saw the house near the river, its a whore house full of prostitutes. Mother: Shhh! Our son is listening. The Son enters the room. Son: Don't mind me, I know that area. Both parents were angry: So you've been there!? Don't deny, you know! Son: Just because I know doesn't mean I've been there. I know the moon has less gravity but I haven't been there.

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

a. why? b. because I wanted

Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -He thought it was a game Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? -He had no arms Why did the girl fall off her bike? -She was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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