- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

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~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

I just threw up..In my pants.

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