- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

You had better thumbs up this post.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

What hurts like hell? HELL

So a seal walks into a club.

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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