- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

What did the man with no head say to the women?

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