Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

A boy with red hair is happy.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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