- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

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Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

Anti-jokes are funny.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

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