- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

I'm tired.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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