- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

Knock Knock Who's there

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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