whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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Why did the Billy flunk the test? His parents were killed in a refridgerator

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woman's rights

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Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

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Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

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"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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Guess what? The Game.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

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Anti Joke

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