Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

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Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

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At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

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Text this number just cuz 16305208722

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

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a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

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Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

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Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

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Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

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What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

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who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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