- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

I had a really great joke to tell you!

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

What did the fat man say when he saw the giant twinky on the billboard? I wish that twinky was real, because I am too poor to pay my bills, am getting audited, and cannot feed my four children on minimum wage.

Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

What is the difference between Joe Paterno and Coach Sundusky? Nothing. They are both terrible human beings and should thoroughly punished for their actions/inactions and should serve time in prison.

Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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