- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

Praise Paisley

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

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