- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

What's under the first mate? The second mate.

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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