- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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