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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

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Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

whats 2+2 equal? 4

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

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