What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

What city likes baseball the most? New York

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

a. why? b. because I wanted

Women's rights.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

What's the new green? Green

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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