What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

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why did you poop because you are a poop

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Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

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What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

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What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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