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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

1+2 = 6

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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