- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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