- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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