- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

What's the new green? Green

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

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