Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

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Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

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Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

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What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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How many fingers am i holding up? 4

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What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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