- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

An Asian with a big dick.

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

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