- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

The awkward moment when you have cancer.

Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

guess what what ...

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

Sarah Palin's political campaign

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

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