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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

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