- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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