- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

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Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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