- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

I went to work today....

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

Actually it was me Josh brown

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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