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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

I named my son ps2 controller

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

So a seal walks into a club.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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