- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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