- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

what's worse than finding mommy kissing santa clause ? slave trading

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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