What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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what's brown and sticky? A Stick

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I'm hungry.

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

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A man was shot. He died.

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why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

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When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

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Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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