- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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