- Anti Joke

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What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...