- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

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