- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

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