- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

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What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

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