- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

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