- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

You want to hear a joke? Republican

How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

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