You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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Happy Monday!

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Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

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A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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