If you play The Binding of Isaac backwards, it's about a boy who summons Satan in hell and ascends multiple floors and eventually revives him mom by sucking in tears. He eventually becomes less of a monster until going back to his home and living hapily with his mother, completely forgetting anything had ever happened.

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

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Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

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What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

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knock knock whos there your mother open the door

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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