How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

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yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

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what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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What do u call a muslim A infection to America

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why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

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A woman walks into a bar.

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Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

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There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

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If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

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Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

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Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

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Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

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A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

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I am quite mature.

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