What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have Somthing To tell you F*** You

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Why did apple fall off the tree? Because Sally was holding on for dear life and she grab the apple. The apple was still in good condition; Sally however, not so good.

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Knock, knock ... ... ... Well I guess no one is home.

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Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

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What did the girl say in her French lesson? Miss, I don't get it, its in a different language.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a doorstep? A: Matt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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