- Anti Joke

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

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What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

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What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

I'm tired.

What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

What happened when the Mexican lays his head on a pillow? He falls asleep

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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