What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

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How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

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Tall asians

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

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Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

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What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

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What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

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why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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