- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

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