Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

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Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

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What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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