- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

What rhymes with milk...milf

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

knock knock whos there? nobody

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

kathryn atkins

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