- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

What's your blood type? Red.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

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