Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

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A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

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Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

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What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

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whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

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What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

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Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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