Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

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Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

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toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

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What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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