- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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