What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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How High is a Chinese man

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

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What's white and gluey Glue

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What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

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Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

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Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

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Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

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What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

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How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

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Why did Kristi drop her chap-stick? Kristi was of the many children held in hostage of the Jewish heritage during the times of Hitler's wrath. At the Concentration camps they were not given the opportunity to maintain a healthy, average diet thus decreasing her body strength. No longer could Kristi hold her chap-stick - alas her frail little fingers slowly released the cylinder shaped tube and hopelessly watched it hit the ground. As it hit the ground, a cloud of dust swept over Kristi's body. At the same time Kristi was taking a big whiff of fresh air (just kidding, the air at concentration camps were not fresh - it reeked of acid) she accidentally inhaled the dirt which fled through her body and made her faint. She woke up and it was a dream, lol.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

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