Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

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What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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I'm winning at Scrabble.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

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theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

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If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

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How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

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