- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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