- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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