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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Chlamydia

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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