So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

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What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

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roses are red violets should be purple

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You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

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Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

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How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

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What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

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Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

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What does the gay man do while he is taking a shower with many other men in a prison or a gym? Lathers soap all over his body to clean himself so he is not smelly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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