- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

I asked her where you were.

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??