How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

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whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

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How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

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An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

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Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

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What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

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How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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