- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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