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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

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