- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

I just threw up..In my pants.

race-car = rac-ecar

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Pain Olympics.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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