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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

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Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

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