mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

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A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

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pudding

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Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

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Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

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what is red white and blue? the french flag

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why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

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Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

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These jokes don't have punchlines.

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Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

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Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

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Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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