- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

Women's Rights

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

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