People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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