So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

there once was a black man who played basketball

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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