if you can read this you dont' need glasses

Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

dat shoe shine tho

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

A: Knock Knock B: 7

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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