If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

What's red and a cow? Red cow

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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