- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

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