What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

Why did the old man die? He was old.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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