What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Why did the little boy have a frog stapled to his forehead? Because Johnny just can't drive. Why can't Johnny drive? He has no arms and legs. Why does Johnny have no arms and legs? Cause Johnny is a potato! Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by a bus. But who was driving the bus? Johnny the potato!

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black people swimming

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

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Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

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Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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What is the longest sentence that a man knows? If it is used it in context, isn't round and the speaker attempts to quote the whole number - or at least all of it known to date, then any sentence involving the value of pi.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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