why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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FUCK YOU

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What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

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