A blind child sign is at the end of my street. I have never seen the child, but at least if he were to come outside at the right time period i might be able to spot him, whereas he would having no way of returning the gesture.

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I had a lemon. hi.

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Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

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A man has a parrot who repeats everything the man says. He constantly complains about his mother-in-law and everytime he says her name it follows with the word bitch. One day she makes a suprise visit and he greets her with a "Oh hello Doris" , he looks in horror to see if the parrot will call her a bitch but instead finds the parrot dead because he forgot to feed it for 4 days.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

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Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

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Ubisoft presents a game by ubisoft

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What did the you know what screw this I'm sick of making these stupid jokes there all the same. Hang on hang on What did the pirate do to the dog yes This style of joking is so different I'm going to be a famous comedian oh wait there's a whole bloody website full of these. O look another one and another one and another one that knife over there looks really nice right now

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What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for Christmas? The sweet, merciful release of death at the hands of his father, who had been struggling with the emotional and financial drain of raising a severely disabled child for many years. It was only a matter of time before the man snapped, as he was a single parent working twenty hour days, seven days a week, to just barely cover all the medical bills that the specialists and therapy incurred.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

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why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

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2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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Caramel Boing.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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*Click* "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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