What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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HEY!

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Excuse me, I have a shitload of stuff to do, so you are Eliza huh? I thought that was just one person conveying something to someone. Anyway, what is your name? My name is actually Nero, but you do not strike me as an Eliza, first name is more than enough. You know, if you dare, Ill be back shortly, I was gonna shower but then again, I haven't moved at all today, so yeah. Saved you? I have never saved anyone well, excuse me then, see you around, worry less about people bothering with us chatting, hell they might risk learning something (not a chance, people here are fucking jackasses, with one exception, and I do not mean me this time).

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I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

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What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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A blonde girl walks into a car.

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a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

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why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

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poopoo

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A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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