What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

The holocaust

Your're racist.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

Why did the chicken cross the road...

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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