why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

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A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

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A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

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Study from real life: My trip to Texas. (From the time when I was interested in mormon-ism.) Texan: And here is my gun collection, great for shootin yer Mexican scum. Me: Uh I am Norwegian but my ancestors where Russian or something so my skin is... Texan: *points gun at me and pushes trigger halfways* Just kidding der son, sure you aint no Mexican though? Okay just checkin ya know... Me *sweating bullets* Texan guys gun go off almost hitting me and breaking a vase.. Conclusion: He blamed me, everyone had lunch outside later, everyone kept looking at the "trigger happy MEXICAN"... Nero: By then I began grasping the fact that I was better suited for the study of the dark arts... And also learned that in Mormonism, Heaven and Hell are planets locked into war, where black people where neutral, and red people are demon supporters, but WE CAN ALL BE SAVED BY BECOMING WHITE! JUST LIKE THE ANGEL MORONI! Conclusion two: Moroni... Lol.

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Guess what? That is actually a ridiculously broad question, and I can be referring to anything. You really have no chance in guessing "what" is. As a matter of fact, I can just be thinking about a thought of something else, which is not even a concrete thing. Therefore, you really have no chance of guessing what "what" actually is. So I win. You lose.

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I'm gay Mr Goodwin

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes now you do too.

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God made Coke God made Pepsi God made me, Oh so sexy

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ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

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Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

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Why did the chicken cross the street? He wanted to make breakfast

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Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

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An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

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There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

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A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

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osama bin laden is dead

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

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There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

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Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

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Anti Joke

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