- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

So you have been really stressed lately huh?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

The Qur'an

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

Did you know? . You already know!

A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

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