Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

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why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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