whats worse than the holocost, nothing

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Why so serious ?

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

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