- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

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