What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

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What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

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A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

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Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

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you dint have to be a jew matt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

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A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

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Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

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Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

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What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

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What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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