- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

What is better than life? Nothing.

chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

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