a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

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Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

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What fires shots? A gun

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

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Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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the economy.

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

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What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

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A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

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what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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