- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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