two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

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What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

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Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

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A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

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Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

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A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

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A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

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How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

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Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

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What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

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What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

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whats 2+2 equal? 4

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Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

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