- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

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