a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

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What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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What's the difference between a duck?

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

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There were two friends, a girl and a boy. The girl had a ribbon tied to her neck, and every day the boy asked her why, yet she'd never tell him. They grew up together, and fell in love and still, she wouldn't tell him why she had the ribbon on her neck. They got married, and grew old, and still she wouldn't tell him. But one day, she said to him 'I'll show you why I keep this on my neck' and she took it off and her head fell off.

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Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

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Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

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a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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