Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

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what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

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What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

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