- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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