- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

Sarah Palin's political campaign

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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