- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

What's one plus one? two.

You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

a chinese man pays the full price

why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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