How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

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What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

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One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

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I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

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What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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Hey how is your wife and my kids

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A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

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What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

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Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

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Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

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An american, a mexican, and an asian are on a boat. The boat is sinking because it is too heavy. The people decide to throw off things that they have a lot of in their country. The asian throws rice off the boat saying, "We have plenty of rice at home." The mexican throws tacos off the boat saying, "We have plenty of tacos at home." The american throws out the mexican saying, "We have plenty of mexicans at home."

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How do you tell a bunch of Chinese people apart? Go up to each one and ask them their first and last names. The chances of any of them being the same is quite slim, giving each person their own identity.

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Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

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whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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