Nero, sure you are okay?

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

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Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

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Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

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What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

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What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

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I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

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What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. He is soon kicked out as he is underage.

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What did the police officer say to the bank robber? You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to speak to an attorney, and to have an attorney present during any questioning. If you cannot afford a lawyer, one will be provided for you at government expense.

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how do you put a elephant in a fridge? open it and put it inside. how do you put a lion in a frige? you take out the elephant and put in the lion. there is a meeting for all the animals in the world which animal doesnt go? the lion because he's in the fridge. a man callshis dog and it doesnt come why not? because its at the meeting

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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