Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

You just read this ..

How high is the sky? True or False

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