- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

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