Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

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How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

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What do you get if you cross a egg and toast? Egg n soldiers.

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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8--------------------- penis

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Guess what? The Game.

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

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A duck walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bar. A cow walks into a bar. A bear walks into a bar. The owner tells them to get out, but they can't understand humans. So they just stayed there.

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how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

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Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

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Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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Wizard: If you could get any one thing in the world, what would it be son? Son: Another father that grants more wishes.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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