Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

What happened to the guy who took more lineage then he should have? He went to sleep.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

*knock knock* i have diarrhea

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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