cory is gay

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Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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New mission: refuse this mission

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What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

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why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

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Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

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A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

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Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

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What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

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A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

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What's worse than tripping over a tree root? The destruction of the ancient city of Pompeii in A.D. 79. Though tripping over a tree root may hurt and result in the victim bleeding profusely, we live in the 21st century and at any time can call a doctor using a cellular device called a phone. In A.D. 79, no technology in this category existed. People were overpowered by the rage of a mountain that they believed was a sign of the wrath of the heavens. People had to flee the city and a majority of them we killed by either inhaling to much smoke or other causes. This continued for over 18 hours. Therefore, the destruction of Pompeii is far worse than tripping over a tree root.

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Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

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What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

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Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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