- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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