A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

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Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. Johnny runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his? hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

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What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

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We found a cure for cancer. Death

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Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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women rights

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

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Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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