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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Black people in Camden NJ.

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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