- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

I am quite mature.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

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