- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

Ben Corbishley

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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