- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Eric is gay Ha

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

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