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Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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