- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

What is the difference?

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

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