- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Women's professional sports

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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