You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

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PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

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What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

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2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

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A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

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What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

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What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

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knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

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What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

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Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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