- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

What long black and tasty? Licorice

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

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