Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

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What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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