Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

What's blue? The sky.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...