- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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