- Anti Joke

I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.