Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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knock knock come in

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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