- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the Mexican lays his head on a pillow? He falls asleep

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks: "How's the family?" The Horse says: "they are fine." Everyone runs out screaming because Horses can't talk, except the bartender. He has a mental illness.

a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

your a vagina says you, your a booby

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

you will like this because i am black.

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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