- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

an ethopian thanksgiving

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

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