- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

So FDR walks into a bar.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

woman's rights

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

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