What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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*knock knock* *knock knock * ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

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stinky boner

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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Non-Anti-Joke.com!

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Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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hello

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What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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