What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

Women's professional sports

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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