- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

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