- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

There was a blond girl and a brunette girl. The brunette had a pink shirt that had " Abercrombie & Fitch" on it. The blond looks at the brunette and asks, where did you get your shirt?

A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

(Insert short question here) (Insert long semi-irrelevant answer here)

What happened when the Trayvon Martin was shot? The media made a huge deal about it and is now making ridicoulus claims that George Zimmerman is racist, and such claims are infringing on his right to a fair trial, and it's all because Trayvon Martin is black.

What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

... a man has made himself a poop sandwich , refused to eat it and threw it away because it disgusted him ....

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

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