- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

Neither have I

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

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