How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

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Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

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If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

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Boy:U a dime Girl: she said ur a quarter Boy:-_- dumb B***h

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

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what happens when you shoot a piece of soup It dies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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