Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

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Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

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Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

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Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

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What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

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tim tebow is a grat quarterback

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How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

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what tall and looks like a jew?

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What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

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What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

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How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

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Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

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Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

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Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

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how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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I'm so full I could stop eating.

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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