Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

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There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

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How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

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Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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So a seal walks into a club.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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Sloths

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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