Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

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Pickle

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Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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women's rights.

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What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

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yolo your orange looks orange

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What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

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I'm Polish.

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Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

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hey hey apple

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Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

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Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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here kitty kitty

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

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Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

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Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

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knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

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Is maynaise an instrument?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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