- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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