- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

I had a really great joke to tell you!

High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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