What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

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Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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Anti Joke

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