Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

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Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

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What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

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Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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