How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

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Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

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Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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