roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

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Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

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Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! Got any grapes?" The man then realized he was hallucinating because ducks are unable to speak proper english.

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