what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

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What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

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Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

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How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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Anti Joke

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