What is not a car park? Clash of clans

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

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Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

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Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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